Game starts at 12pm CT on ESPN2.
Big lefty John "K-Chow (arf arf) Bat Poison" Kilichowski (2-1, 3.40 ERA) will get the ball for his first start in recent memory.
The Game Penises will counter with freshman RHP "Ye Olde" Clarke Smith (2-0, 3.82 ERA), who is the only pitcher they've ever had who isn't a soft-tossing lefty.
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